Maxine on Saturday #1

Four Worms and the lesson to be learned!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol -

Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -

Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -

Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -

Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

'What did you learn from this demonstration?'

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

c John Wagner
Hallmark Inc.

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service.