Friday, April 09, 2010

Maxine on Saturday #1

Four Worms and the lesson to be learned!
A minister decide
d that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -

The second worm in cigarette smoke -

Third worm in chocolate syrup -

Fourth worm in good clean soil -
So the Minister asked the congregation -
'What did you learn from this demonstration?'
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

c John Wagner
Hallmark Inc.

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service.


judi said...

Bawhahahah! I love this one.

♥ Kathy said...

hahahahaaa! This was great!!

Anonymous said...

LOL too funny :)

Mimi said...

Inspired!Good on you Maxine!
And don't eat good clean soil!

Annesphamily said...

Leave it to Maxine! LOL!