Sometimes men should just shut up...

My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the

breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. "



My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,

"He mated 50 times last year. "

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. "

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,

" WOW, that ' s more than twice a week! "

You could learn a lot from him. We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. "

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

" That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.. "

I looked at her and said, " Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow. "

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

theteach