Friday, October 10, 2008

Sometimes men should just shut up...

My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the

breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. "



My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,

"He mated 50 times last year. "

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,




''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. "

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,


" WOW, that ' s more than twice a week! "

You could learn a lot from him. We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. "

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

" That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.. "

I looked at her and said, " Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow. "



My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

theteach

12 comments:

Bond said...

Silence is golden is my rule!

LOL

Have a great weekend Mary, though I am away next week, I already have a R.T. post ready!

Lois Grebowski said...

Ouch! That's funny!

Have a great weekend. I hear it's a long one for some folks!

Behave...if you can!
::wink::

Queen-Size funny bone said...

your a big NUT, have a nice weekend.

Judi~Gmj said...

Now this is what I call a giggle! Thanks, I really needed that.

storyteller said...

Ah … thanks for the chuckles this morning. LOL
Hugs and blessings,

~Just Me~ said...

LOL...omg that was too funny!

Suzie said...

LOL Thats bull looks in pretty good shape too. Amazing!

Daryl said...

OOOOOH .. i am not laughing too hard .... bwahaaaaaaaaaaa

Love the new header shot!

:-Daryl

Jan said...

Hilarious. Love a good chuckle.

Akelamalu said...

LOL he so deserved that!

Maddy said...

Great one! But then I am a bit biased.
Cheers

On a limb with Claudia said...

ahahahahahahaha Thanks for hte laugh!