My Predictions for 2008
A Democrat or A Republican will win the 2008 Presidential elections.
George Bush will retire to Texas with a very bad cold that he can't get rid of.
Tuna fish cans will be targeted as causing brain damage if you keep putting them up to your ear.
Google will form a country of its own and demand that the UN make it one of the 5 permanent members of the Security Council.
Al Gore will admit he DID NOT invent the Internet but he DID invent the polar ice cap.
Doctors will band together and march for universal health care after selling off all their stock in medical insurance companies.
In a surprising coup, Joe Lieberman will grab the Republican nomination for President from John McCain.
We will all find ourselves happier and healthier in 2008.
A Democrat or A Republican will win the 2008 Presidential elections.
George Bush will retire to Texas with a very bad cold that he can't get rid of.
Tuna fish cans will be targeted as causing brain damage if you keep putting them up to your ear.
Google will form a country of its own and demand that the UN make it one of the 5 permanent members of the Security Council.
Al Gore will admit he DID NOT invent the Internet but he DID invent the polar ice cap.
Doctors will band together and march for universal health care after selling off all their stock in medical insurance companies.
In a surprising coup, Joe Lieberman will grab the Republican nomination for President from John McCain.
We will all find ourselves happier and healthier in 2008.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS. I COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU. AND ESPECIALLY YOU, VIN!theteach
16 comments:
Good Stuff...Senator Larry Craig will finally admit his true feelings and pose for Congressional Gay Quarterly. Cheers Mary!!
Maybe Gore will get another Nobel Prize for inventing the polar ice cap.
What would we do without that man?
Nice list and thanks for the chuckle.
Tis berry berry likely... especially the al gore part, he did invent global warming.....(because he can make money on it)
And a happy new year to you!
You're onto something with that new Google Nation!
O.o;
Tuna fish cans cause brain damage if you put them up to your ear?!?
That's a relief. For the longest time I thought it was that bag of rabid chipmunks that was causing it.
Matt-man, yours is funnier than all of mine put together.
Jeff, thanks for appreciating my weak humor...
Sarge, I knew you'd like some of them...
Sandy I think Google the country would be an improvement on the earth! Ha!
Anime, you crack me up!! Happy New Year!
"We will all find ourselves happier and healthier in 2008."
I'm afraid that a lot of people won't though. I have not hope for this country anymore.
But it's cool to hate your own country. I want my own planet to run.
Sounds like a bunch of good predictions to me. Have a Happy New Year too Teach. I have an award for you too. Have a great day. :)
Great Blog Award 2007
Well done.
Best wishes for a wonderful 2008.
HA! Love these predictions Mary, so accurate!
DearTeach,
Your predictions are as good as any of the TV pundits. I agree that you deserve a Blog award. Have a great 2008.
Jean
Damn, I have to stop listening to my cat food cans!!! ahahaha.
Great post and Happy and healthy New Year's to you!!!!
Peace
I gave up making predictions a long time ago. I just take it one day at a time. ;-}
Happy New Year, Mary.
Thanks everybody for visiting and commenting...Happy New Year! Now back to normal. Won't that be great!?
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