Manic Monday - nuts: the sanity test

Mo gave us the word NUTS for Manic Monday.

Do you feel like you're GOING NUTS?

Here's your chance to find out if you're crazy or not!

Take the SANITY SCORE TEST and find out for sure if you're NUTS.



Now when your friends or your husband or your mother says "You're nuts!" you can show them your score and stick out your tongue and do a little dance and yell at the top of your lungs, "SEE, SEE, I'M AS SANE AS YOU!"

Answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

Lying won't help you. You can't pretend to be sane.

Let's begin:

1. Do you often feel people are talking to you but you can't hear them?
a. Never
b. Sometimes
c. Always
d. What?

2. Do you wish you had more kids than you do now?
a. Never
b. Sometimes
c. Always
d. SIT DOWN AND STOP BOTHERING YOUR SISTER!

3. Do you wish you had fewer kids than you do now?
a. Sometimes
b. Often
c. Always
d. Every day of the week

4. Do you ever find yourself thinking that it probably would be really restful to be committed to an institution?
a. Never
b. Sometimes
c. Always
d. Only on weekends

5. Do you ever find yourself thinking Sarah Palin really knows what she's talking about?
a. Never
b. Sometimes
c. Always
d. Sarah's my idol!



6. Do you talk to your cats as if they were human beings?
a. Never
b. Sometimes
c. Always
d. My cats aren't talking to me. :(

7. Do you really love the ending of the film, Thelma and Louise?
a. It's my favorite movie
b. I wish I could go sailing off a cliff in an old car like they did
c. It was a stupid movie
d. Brad Pitt is a god

8. Do you find that blogging is the most fun you have most days?
a. Always
b. Always
c. Always
d. Always

9. Do you find that you wish you could do it all over again?
a. Never
b. Sometimes
c. Always
d. Do what all over again?

10. Do you think $115. is a lot to pay for standing in a "No standing" zone?
a. Absolutely
b. Incredible
c. Ridiculous
d. Who are they kidding?

This test has been developed to help you develop your self-awareness. A score under 50 means you probably are sane but you can't be sure. A score between 50 and 150 suggests you'd better drop everything you're doing and find a shrink.

This test was created by theteach for the benefit of mankind.

Other Manic Monday participants can be found here.

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