"She's not bad-looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska." —Jimmy Kimmel
"John McCain's V.P. pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen." —Bill Maher
Sorry people I couldn't help myself.
theteach
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HA! Thanks for the guffaw - LOVE IT!
glad you like it!
Hilarious! I made barnyard noises when I read these!! There was another good one from Maher on Larry King recently (and I paraphrase a bit) - McCain keeps saying, I'm the only one with the experience, the know-how etc. to run the country, fight the terrorists, and keep you safe, but if something happens to me, oh well, this stewardess can fill my shoes. Larry called him on the use of "stewardess" and Bill had actually explain to him that he (Bill) is a political comedian not an actual pundit! It was a double hilarious moment.
Don't help yourself, Mary. That's so perfect. I needed the laugh! Thanks.
keep up the good work.
Sisters are hating on themselves! I couldnt help myself lol :D
Although I wished she was an ugly bitch I have to say honnestly that she is quite a pretty woman. I would rather see her in sado/macho magazines, though !
hee hee
Thanks for sharing - those were great!
if what you posted wasn't funny enough gattina had to go and post her comment. Hilarious!
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