Wednesday, September 17, 2008

According to Jimmy Kimmel... and Bill Maher



"She's not bad-looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska." —Jimmy Kimmel

"John McCain's V.P. pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen." —Bill Maher

Sorry people I couldn't help myself.

theteach

10 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

HA! Thanks for the guffaw - LOVE IT!

theteachr said...

glad you like it!

Deborah Godin said...

Hilarious! I made barnyard noises when I read these!! There was another good one from Maher on Larry King recently (and I paraphrase a bit) - McCain keeps saying, I'm the only one with the experience, the know-how etc. to run the country, fight the terrorists, and keep you safe, but if something happens to me, oh well, this stewardess can fill my shoes. Larry called him on the use of "stewardess" and Bill had actually explain to him that he (Bill) is a political comedian not an actual pundit! It was a double hilarious moment.

SandyCarlson said...

Don't help yourself, Mary. That's so perfect. I needed the laugh! Thanks.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

keep up the good work.

Roger said...

Sisters are hating on themselves! I couldnt help myself lol :D

Gattina said...

Although I wished she was an ugly bitch I have to say honnestly that she is quite a pretty woman. I would rather see her in sado/macho magazines, though !

Suzie said...

hee hee

Diane Vogel Ferri said...

Thanks for sharing - those were great!

mark's tails said...

if what you posted wasn't funny enough gattina had to go and post her comment. Hilarious!