*Homonym Humor
A homonym is word that sounds like another word but has a different meaning.
A homonym is word that sounds like another word but has a different meaning.
1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.
2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
10. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
11. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
12. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
13. Definition of a will: A dead give away.
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2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
10. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
11. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
12. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
13. Definition of a will: A dead give away.
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13 comments:
How fun!! I had to show them to Carl he laughed also.
I'm gonna send those to my dad he loves that stuff.
These are wonderful. I will have to remember to share them with OC when he gets home. Shortly after we moved here, neither of us used to the intense heat or working/playing in it all day, OC and I got home from a wonderful beach outing and both realized as the car came to a stop, that we now had to climb to the third floor. We groaned in unison.
I said, "I'm too tired!" OC promptly responded, "Bicycle or motorcycle?" It took me a moment to comprehend the question, then I replied, "Doesn't matter. The tires are flat anyway."
Dijon view. I think I have a new favorite phrase!
How fun and clever! I enjoyed your TT!
I also will jump in Seine when I go to Paris, lol !
I loved it!! I will have to e-mail it too :)
those are funny right up my alley
ha, thanks for a good laugh!
Great TT, loved figuring them out.
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Clever idea for your T-13 and fun homonym humor list today. Thanks for the chuckles ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
That was fun, Mary. You had me chuckling. :)
Have you ever heard of Spoonerisms? I believe Spooner was a college professor known for switching phrases and syllables, such as, "It is kisstomery to cuss the bride."
I enjoy that kind of word play.
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