Thursday, February 14, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal

Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard

Love is a grave mental disease.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Dudley Moore

And here's the song "My Funny Valentine" sung by Melinda Doolittle:



Mo said...

Ew, I don't think I'll be able to get that shaved ♥ outta my mind... I love hairy chests, but hairy backs... um, no thanks...

This is a great list of quotes!

I pondered a T13 on VD for this week, but decided that saying "I'm alone and it sucks" thirteen times would just not be that great of a post!

love ya,

pussreboots said...

Funny list. Happy TT.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I love all the quotes. Your sense of humor is great here. I'm with Mo on the hairy back. No.

Loved the song. Have a great TT and Valentine's Day Teach. :)

Sandy Carlson said...

No. 1 made my night. What a hoot. And leave it to Cher and Dudley Moore...Thanks for a fun look at this holiday. God bless.

Cheerio said...

I love your #1 quote.

Joyismygoal said...

Great quotes you are a hoot Mary,
Have a fun Valentines Day

fullbodytransplant said...

Hilarious, heartwarming stuff on the perfect day.

Love is all around!

Gattina said...

Funny ! You had the same idea as I, fortunately my quotes are different. The hairy guy is a real love killer, ewww ! (Hope it's not a relative of yours)

Lazy Daisy said...

Loved the quotes and Melinda Dolittle too. Happy Valentine's Day.

The Mama Bear said...

Uhm the quotes were awesome dear but the hairy back is just plain scary....
Happy Valentine's Day to you congrats on the Peace award a very nice one for a deserving lady!

OneLuvGurl said...

I love these quotes! And Melinda did a great job on that song. I watched it live last year and got the chills!

My TT is 13 love songs that you can listen to in the post. Happy TT & Valentine's! said...

That is quite a photo! Happy Valentine's Day.

ellen b. said...

what a wonderful Valentine Day TT! Love it, and the song was great...

crazy working mom said...

Happy Valentine's Day, my friend! :)

MondaythroughSunday said...

Ew..that picture!! Oh my!! Great list of quotes though! Happy Valentine's Day!!