If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Anonymous
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
Aerosmith
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard
Love is a grave mental disease.
Plato
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
Cher
I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Dudley Moore
And here's the song "My Funny Valentine" sung by Melinda Doolittle:
theteach
15 comments:
Ew, I don't think I'll be able to get that shaved ♥ outta my mind... I love hairy chests, but hairy backs... um, no thanks...
This is a great list of quotes!
I pondered a T13 on VD for this week, but decided that saying "I'm alone and it sucks" thirteen times would just not be that great of a post!
love ya,
mo
♥
Funny list. Happy TT.
I love all the quotes. Your sense of humor is great here. I'm with Mo on the hairy back. No.
Loved the song. Have a great TT and Valentine's Day Teach. :)
Mary,
No. 1 made my night. What a hoot. And leave it to Cher and Dudley Moore...Thanks for a fun look at this holiday. God bless.
I love your #1 quote.
Great quotes you are a hoot Mary,
Have a fun Valentines Day
http://joyismygoal.blogspot.com/
Hilarious, heartwarming stuff on the perfect day.
Love is all around!
Funny ! You had the same idea as I, fortunately my quotes are different. The hairy guy is a real love killer, ewww ! (Hope it's not a relative of yours)
Loved the quotes and Melinda Dolittle too. Happy Valentine's Day.
Uhm the quotes were awesome dear but the hairy back is just plain scary....
Happy Valentine's Day to you congrats on the Peace award a very nice one for a deserving lady!
I love these quotes! And Melinda did a great job on that song. I watched it live last year and got the chills!
My TT is 13 love songs that you can listen to in the post. Happy TT & Valentine's!
http://blog.mysocalledsite.com/?p=220
That is quite a photo! Happy Valentine's Day.
what a wonderful Valentine Day TT! Love it, and the song was great...
Happy Valentine's Day, my friend! :)
Ew..that picture!! Oh my!! Great list of quotes though! Happy Valentine's Day!!
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