Hot Crossed Limerick

Madeleine Begun Kane from Mad Kane's Humor Blog says I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:

A man who was known for his buns...

Here's mine:

A man who was known for his buns
Ate so many he developed the runs
He thought lard was to blame
To butter he changed
Now, no matter, no BM comes.

Mad Kane's Humor Blog

Limerick and Haiku Prompts

Madeleine Begun Kane  from Mad Kane's Humor Blog says I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:

A fellow who loved doing tricks…

Here’s mine:

Abracadabra

A fellow who loved doing tricks

Threw a disappearing act into the mix

He really got good

married a girl as he should -

Abracadabra  - got rid of her quick.

This is my first limerick for Mad Kane.