Saturday, March 27, 2010

Maxine on Saturday





Maxine's Will

I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine or a Bloody Mary
chocolate
Margarita

chocolate
Martini
Cold Beer
chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
Mexican food

chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate

ice cream
cup of tea
chocolate
Chocolate
Sex

Chocolate...

PULL THE PLUG!




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11 comments:

Mimi said...

HILARIOUS!!!!!

I think I'll copy and paste this into a new will for myself!

Maxine on Saturday has become something I look forward to each Sat.

concretenprimroses said...

I love this. What a perfect living will.
Kathy

Judi said...

I think I just found my new living will! Maxine is commenting on March Madness on my blog.

http://judi-mindovermatter.blogspot.com/2010/03/maxine-on-saturday_26.html

Have a great weekend!

♥ Kathy said...

hahahaha I agree that chocolate should be listed over and over!

Sherrie said...

Hi Mary,
Great will! Although mine would have Fountain Coke instead of Chocolate. Have a great day!

Sherrie
A View of My Life

Annesphamily said...

I love it over here Mary! Maxine is the best! She knows how to tell it like it is!

I have been visiting lots of new blogger's so here I am back to good friends with much laughter!

A great big Colorado Hug from me to you! Anne

Rita said...

I love it. Think I will frame this and hang it over my workbench. I already have a must revive with Chocolate sign hanging their.

happily retired gal said...

Although I don't participate myself each week, I do enjoy visiting everyone who does. Thanks for the chuckles ;-)
Hugs and blessings,

Rinkly Rimes said...

If you're well enough to consider Sex you're well enough to carry on a bit longer!

Coffeedoff said...

I love this Maxine meme. I had not heard of her before this started. Now I like to come and look and chuckle!

nice A said...

Sorry, Mary, I got the wrong Mr. Linky. It should be RT.