Thursday, December 10, 2009

Can you believe this?

Never mind play the Holiday Songs Quiz below:

Christmas Carols and Songs

The following words are alternate titles for several well-known holiday songs.
If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full holiday stocking!
Have fun!!

  1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis_______________
  2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise___________________
  3. Miniscule hamlet in the far east __________________
  4. Ancient benevolent despot ______________________
  5. Adorn the vestibule ___________________________
  6. Exuberance directed to the planet ________________
  7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizin _________________
  8. Monarchial trio _______________________________
  9. Yonder in the haystack _________________________
  10. Assemble, everyone who believes _________________
  11. Hallowed post meridian _________________________
  12. Fantasies of a colorless December 25th _____________
  13. Tin tintinnabulums ____________________________
  14. A dozen 24-hour yule periods ____________________
  15. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour ______
  16. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor ________________
  17. I merely desire a pair of incisors __________________
  18. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red__
  19. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy ____
  20. Aloft on the acme of the abode _____________________


    15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!

    10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!

    5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?

    1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!

    (If you have to know the answers!!!!!!)

    For Holiday Songs Final Version 2.0 (some of the same songs with other alternatives) click here


Judi said...

Is this for real??

Robin said...

Is that card real? If it is, it's horrifying.

Gattina said...

That's the most stupid "Christmas" card I have ever seen ! If this is "christian" I prefer to be a peaceful terrorist !

Bond said...

I am sure the card is real, because he is such a douche

Lew said...

Not my kind of card, but I got most of the songs. Only a psychologist would obfuscate Christmas! Can you imagine Bing Crosby singing an entire album worded like this??

♥ Kathy said...

Yay! I don't need any Yuletide spirit! I got 17 of them :D

Speaking of cards...I got yours yesterday ♥ Thank you so much Mary!! Merry Christmas!