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Never mind play the Holiday Songs Quiz below:

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Christmas Carols and Songs
Final Exam

The following words are alternate titles for several well-known holiday songs.
If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full holiday stocking!
Have fun!!

1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis_______________
   
2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise___________________
   
3. Miniscule hamlet in the far east __________________
   
4. Ancient benevolent despot ______________________
   
5. Adorn the vestibule ___________________________
   
6. Exuberance directed to the planet ________________
   
7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizin _________________
   
8. Monarchial trio _______________________________
   
9. Yonder in the haystack _________________________
   
10. Assemble, everyone who believes _________________
    
11. Hallowed post meridian _________________________
    
12. Fantasies of a colorless December 25^th _____________
    
13. Tin tintinnabulums ____________________________
    
14. A dozen 24-hour yule periods ____________________
    
15. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour ______
    
16. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor ________________
    
17. I merely desire a pair of incisors __________________
    
18. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red__
    
19. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy ____
    
20. Aloft on the acme of the abode _____________________

    Results:

    15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!

    10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!

    5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?

    1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!

    (If you have to know the answers!!!!!!)
    
    For Holiday Songs Final Version 2.0 (some of the same songs with other alternatives) click here