Thursday, December 10, 2009



Can you believe this?

Never mind play the Holiday Songs Quiz below:

HumorMatterstm
Christmas Carols and Songs
Final
Exam

The following words are alternate titles for several well-known holiday songs.
If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full holiday stocking!
Have fun!!

  1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis_______________
  2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise___________________
  3. Miniscule hamlet in the far east __________________
  4. Ancient benevolent despot ______________________
  5. Adorn the vestibule ___________________________
  6. Exuberance directed to the planet ________________
  7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizin _________________
  8. Monarchial trio _______________________________
  9. Yonder in the haystack _________________________
  10. Assemble, everyone who believes _________________
  11. Hallowed post meridian _________________________
  12. Fantasies of a colorless December 25th _____________
  13. Tin tintinnabulums ____________________________
  14. A dozen 24-hour yule periods ____________________
  15. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour ______
  16. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor ________________
  17. I merely desire a pair of incisors __________________
  18. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red__
  19. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy ____
  20. Aloft on the acme of the abode _____________________

    Results:

    15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!

    10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!

    5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?

    1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!

    (If you have to know the answers!!!!!!)

    For Holiday Songs Final Version 2.0 (some of the same songs with other alternatives) click here

6 comments:

Judi said...

Is this for real??

Robin said...

Is that card real? If it is, it's horrifying.

Gattina said...

That's the most stupid "Christmas" card I have ever seen ! If this is "christian" I prefer to be a peaceful terrorist !

Bond said...

I am sure the card is real, because he is such a douche

Lew said...

Not my kind of card, but I got most of the songs. Only a psychologist would obfuscate Christmas! Can you imagine Bing Crosby singing an entire album worded like this??

♥ Kathy said...

Yay! I don't need any Yuletide spirit! I got 17 of them :D

Speaking of cards...I got yours yesterday ♥ Thank you so much Mary!! Merry Christmas!