Friday, December 18, 2009

Bad Christmas Gifts



Don't blame Martha Stewart for the following Christmas craft gift suggestion:


Yup, maxi-pad Christmas slippers!!*

I first found these at
About.com: Family Crafts! The instructions for making them are here

'nuf said!



How about this one:



It costs $2.00 extra for a plus size!



I think this one is funny!*

Don't look for this one, I made it with Adobe Photoshop.

Well there you are - some suggestions for last minute shopping!


*seen on Regis & Kelly

15 comments:

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I made the slippers last year. lol

Thom said...

ROFLMAO!!! Oh I could think of plenty to give the Tee Shirt too LOL. These are hysterical :)

Calico Crazy said...

I can think of some people I'd enjoy giving these to. Thanks for the link in your sidebar.

Annie said...

Elves run amuk.

Bond said...

funny stuff indeed

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND VINNY AND ALL!

Beth Niquette said...

Hahahahahaaaa...lovely--I just think this is SO funny! Thank you for featuring my bookmark on your page--I feel very honored. It is fun to meet another book-mark maker. I love bookmarks--to my mind, they are like little pieces of jewelry for a book.

Mimi said...

Love it,Mary!
I just know that my teenage kids would love the T-shirt!

Mimi said...

and I'd love the slippers, but in a full-cosy version.

SandyCarlson said...

Those slippers are too much. Just wondering what happens with the sticky stuff on a carpet.

When the Ho slips into something more comfortable it's the sexy moomoo thing with the maxi-pad slippers. Whoa!

Jamie said...

Those are great. The crafty can also try making the Christmas Tree ornament from three nested condoms unrolled to look like bells.

DrillerAA09 said...

Some things just shouldn't come in a "plus" size and some thins shouldn't be used as a craft resource. Frankly, I like yours the best. Maybe the addition of a Santa hat, or a little holly on the O, just to give it that holiday look, might be appropriate.

Gattina said...

My cats would get hysterical with such slippers, lol !

Putz said...

i have been serverly critiitzed for my non religious slant on christmas{my LAST pOST] but i see how you are clebrating our savior's day with a red suited skimby almost nude sexy female and then i don't feel bad when people say i am so gross with a hyped up on drugs santa doing the irish jig, and then calico crazy who might know or want to buy some, although now that i think about it mary/t you might look good in it

Paz said...

Very, very funny!

Paz

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