Halloween Riddles for You!

HALLOWEEN RIDDLES*

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? ? He didn't have the guts. What do skeletons say before they begin dining? ? Bone appetit ! What do ghosts serve for dessert? ? Ice Scream Why do witches fly on brooms? ? Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? ? When you're a mouse What was the witch's favorite subject in school? ? Spelling What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian? ? A chummy mummy What do you call a skeleton who won't work? ? Lazy bones

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
? A plumpkin

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
? Dayscare centers

Why don't skeletons like parties?
? They have no body to dance with

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
? Boo boos

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
? Benjamin Frankenstein

What do witches put on their hair?
? Scare spray

What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
? Hide and shriek!

How does a witch tell time?
? She looks at her witch watch

How does a monster score a football touchdown?
? He runs over the ghoul line

What do the birds sing on Halloween?
? Twick or Tweet

What is Transylvania's national sport?
? Drac racing

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
? No body

Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
? They loved in vein

Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
? Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
? Because everyone was a goblin!

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
? They boo-kle their seatbelts

Why do mummies make good employees?
? They get all wrapped up in their work

What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
? Fly by night operations

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
? Home Moaner's Insurance

Why are there fences around cemeteries?
? Because people are dying to get in

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
? His ghoul friend

What's a monster's favorite play?
? Romeo and Ghouliet

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and g oes quack-quack?
? Count Duckula

*Reposted from Kaboose

Halloween Tree
Ray Bradbury