Monday, January 26, 2009

Manic Monday - snow







Have you always wanted to:
  • learn how to make fake snow?
  • Operate a snow blower?
  • Drive a snow plow for a great urban area?
  • Build the best snowman in your neighborhood?
Well, Snow College is for you!

Snow College* is a 4 year college located on the top of Mt. Hood, called Wy'east by the Multnomah tribe. It is a stratovolcano in the Cascade Volcanic Arc of northern Oregon, in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. It is located about 50 miles (80 km) east-southeast of the city of Portland, on the border between Clackamas and Hood River counties. Mount Hood's snow-covered peak rises 11,249 feet (3,429 m) and is home to twelve glaciers and one college, Snow College.


Our students upon graduation can call the shots when it comes to lucrative jobs in the fields of global warming, making snowboards, raising snow leopards, riding snowmobiles.

The mission of Snow College – to educate students, to inspire them to love learning and to lead them to serve, cannot be accomplished without an outstanding faculty. Snow professors are unencumbered by research unlike their counterparts at 4-year institutions.

Every Spring we hold our famous festivals:

The Alumni Avalanche
The Great Badger Hunt


Directions to the College:

Drive straight up the side of Mt. Hood for just over 2 miles and park.















*Disclaimer: Snow College is a real college run by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. They have nothing to do with anything expressed in this post.


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15 comments:

Maddy said...

You're on Monday already? Enjoy your trip.
Cheers

Maddy said...

You're on Monday already? Enjoy your trip.
Cheers

Travis said...

HA! Happy Manic Monday!

Tink *~*~* said...

Snow College sounds more fun the way YOU describe it. And I got a kick out of "unencumbered by research" - there are some of us who LOVE to conduct research but don't get the opportunity so often.

My Mobile Adventures *~*~* presents.... SNOW White at Walt Disney World

Tink *~*~*

Alice said...

Perfect post... Loved it.

CrAzY Working Mom said...

Snow college? Well, they do have a clown college, so why not?! Great post, Teach.
Snow in the south.

anthonynorth said...

A blanket covering of humour there, I think :-)
Loved it!

Desert Songbird said...

Um, yeah, I'll get right on the college application...yeahright!

bv said...

yay for utah!

Jamie said...

Gung Hay Fat Choy have a wonderful time in the sun. The snow college was hilarious.

Polly said...

Snow college would be awesome...maybe they'll solve the drought conditions in the US and world?!

Putz said...

well i'll be double dared damned , mary do you know what where how when aand if the putz is located, have you any idea at all of ME...i until i retired was pacment and coperative education director for SNOW college...i live in ephram, i atend the plays, the games, the commencement, the scandahovian days right here at the college....did you know that??? ia m truely amazed at what a small world this is...you have a freiend or feined at snow, mary, come and vist snow or send some more students to us here at snow and i will house them in my home and take them out to the local turkey farms, and throw them all in the east bank of the river.....the warmest snm=ow on earth has two former snow football players in the super stupid bowl, keiesel and tauafoga from tonga...so that is how great we arfe... and i was the best of the best of the best while i was there

Putz said...

well i'll be double dared damned , mary do you know what where how when aand if the putz is located, have you any idea at all of ME...i until i retired was pacment and coperative education director for SNOW college...i live in ephram, i atend the plays, the games, the commencement, the scandahovian days right here at the college....did you know that??? ia m truely amazed at what a small world this is...you have a freiend or feined at snow, mary, come and vist snow or send some more students to us here at snow and i will house them in my home and take them out to the local turkey farms, and throw them all in the east bank of the river.....the warmest snm=ow on earth has two former snow football players in the super stupid bowl, keiesel and tauafoga from tonga...so that is how great we arfe... and i was the best of the best of the best while i was there

Putz said...

well i'll be double dared damned , mary do you know what where how when aand if the putz is located, have you any idea at all of ME...i until i retired was pacment and coperative education director for SNOW college...i live in ephram, i atend the plays, the games, the commencement, the scandahovian days right here at the college....did you know that??? ia m truely amazed at what a small world this is...you have a freiend or feined at snow, mary, come and vist snow or send some more students to us here at snow and i will house them in my home and take them out to the local turkey farms, and throw them all in the east bank of the river.....the warmest snm=ow on earth has two former snow football players in the super stupid bowl, keiesel and tauafoga from tonga...so that is how great we arfe... and i was the best of the best of the best while i was there

Putz said...

well i'll be double dared damned , mary do you know what where how when aand if the putz is located, have you any idea at all of ME...i until i retired was pacment and coperative education director for SNOW college...i live in ephram, i atend the plays, the games, the commencement, the scandahovian days right here at the college....did you know that??? ia m truely amazed at what a small world this is...you have a freiend or feined at snow, mary, come and vist snow or send some more students to us here at snow and i will house them in my home and take them out to the local turkey farms, and throw them all in the east bank of the river.....the warmest snm=ow on earth has two former snow football players in the super stupid bowl, keiesel and tauafoga from tonga...so that is how great we arfe... and i was the best of the best of the best while i was there