What's he thinking?

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1. 'Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?'

2. 'Holy crap, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.

3. 'Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. 'Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!'

5. 'Wow!! I could'a had a V8

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